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Separately Single 

When two people in the entertainment industry are together however it is unacknowledged across all official channels; though unofficially it is cannon within the fandom.
Host: All the fellas want to know. Fellas I got you. Who is single and who is taken?
Lauren: SINGGLLEEE!!!
Camila: Really SINGLLEE!!
Lauren: Oh please don't make assumptions!
Camila: Please don't make assumptions. Very separately--
Lauren: Very separately single.
New 5H fan: Are Camila and Lauren together?
5H fan since 2012: No. They are separately single.
Separately Single by Bananas!! November 13, 2016
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Separately Single 

when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious
Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE

Semi Separated 

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated
Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated
Semi Separated by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017

A Separate Peace 

A homoerotic book depicting sexually-frustrated young adolesents. Narrated by Gene Forrester, the paranoid gay emo kid.

Sparknote even says so.
A Separate Peace, aka literature porn

"...and I lost part of myself to him then, and...this must have been my purpose from the first: to become part of Phineas."

"Brinker's healthy, determined, not over-exaggerated but definate and substantial buttocks"
A Separate Peace by Bubble Tea November 9, 2007

Sparbler 

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......
Sparbler by JD Hammond August 24, 2010

sexorable 

adj. a male being both as adorable as a teddy bear, but sexy enough you want to rip the clothes off him and fuck him.
robin thinks chris is sexorable
sexorable by chris nasr August 11, 2004

a separate peace 

yaoi lite which became required literature
Gene: finny I love you!!
Finny: what
Gene: nvm lol ::push::
a separate peace by madii April 18, 2005