semen hand 

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

semen hand by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

Second Hand Semen 

The residual effects of a blowjob still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said blowjob.

So your friend got a blowjob on the way to meet you, and you know this. And when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand semen from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.

This happens to Larry David in season 7, episode 2 of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Second Hand Semen by RNail June 3, 2010

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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seven handle circus

An orgy between 7 men.

I bet they went all seven handle circus.

seven handle circus by Bobby duke September 16, 2014

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