Second-hand fuck 

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

Second-hand fuck by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Second Hand Fuck 

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

Second Hand Fuck by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020

Second-degree Fuckboy 

A guy who doesn't fit fuckboy stereotypes, and is either ugly or not of usual fuckboy standards- yet they still have a reputation for leading girls on and hooking up with anyone.

An alternative meaning is a fuckboy who flirts with plenty of girls but never takes it any further.

"How on Earth does someone like them pull so many girls?"
"I know right. He must be a second-degree fuckboy."

Second-degree Fuckboy by GenericAccountName July 27, 2017

HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds

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HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

Mother Fucking Second 

1) What Mindy says to Joel when he is telling her to go take a shower because she smells like ass.

2) What Mindy says to Joel when he "finishes" too early....

"Just give me a Mother Fucking Second."

"Really....thats it....I didn't even feel it....it was like a Mother Fucking Second"

Mother Fucking Second by Achooo April 1, 2010

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

One Fucking Two Seconds 

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"

One Fucking Two Seconds by Road Block June 11, 2006