Scrimpleton

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.

That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.

Scrimpleton by Goat1000 May 29, 2007

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Scrimpleton

A small piece of food.

1. The scrimpletons of cookies left at the bottom of the cup are always the best.
2. After Phillip finished his fried chicken, all that remained were the scrimpletons.

Scrimpleton by JAC1989 May 15, 2011

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scrimpton

Give me a word that hasn't been made up. If I invent something now to put in shampoo what can I call it?

Ricky: Scrimpton

scrimpton by Concher February 16, 2017

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James Simpleton

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008