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shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.
brownishgreenwithseedsstemsandhairs weed=schwagg

"do you have anything"

"just my parents schwagg"

"fuck, get the papers"
schwagg by johnlf January 24, 2008
Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.
"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."
schwaggot by natcat April 18, 2008

schwaggtastiq 

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"
That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.

Schiggenbörger 

Schiggenbörger is a philosophical construct to those enjoying their late night drink. Similar to religions, one might encounter the Schiggenbörger late at night in a dark alley, as an angelic projection.

Mostly encountered after too many drinks.
We went for some Schiggenbörger yesterday, we had a great night!

Angus Schwarzenbob 

A superhero with every power ever created, meaning he is basically the awesomest dude. A metaphor describing a person with a lot of talents or a spaceman.
Angus Schwarzenbob

Schwarzenator 

Best Band Ever! Entirely based on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies...with song titles such as Conan, End of Days, Commando, etc. Check out their sword-wielding dolphins at www.myspace.com/schwarzenatormusic
Dude 1: I think I saw the best band ever last night...Schwarzenator! Dude 2: *punch* Shut the F up...
Schwarzenator by Desu Yo June 16, 2009