schrodinger relationship

A relationship between two people that you never know if it is on or off until you ask. The moment you look away the relationship goes back to being suspended between states. The worst of these relationships sometimes include a dead cat.

Q: So is John and Jane an item or not?
A: I don't know, you'd have to ask, frequently. It is a bit of a Schrodinger relationship.

schrodinger relationship by AsciiKewl January 18, 2009

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Schrödinger's relationship

A romantic relationship where one party is over dramatically breaking up with the other a few times a month while the other party doesn't even acknowledge it and claims they have never fought or broken up

"Girl what's all the fuss in the group chat about?"
"Dimitar is supposedly leaving Mihaela for the third time this month but she doesn't seem to think it's a big deal. Again."
"Schrödinger's relationship if I've ever seen one"

Schrödinger's relationship by Elenchetoo May 17, 2026

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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