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schrodinger’s shit

Someone who makes a shitty meme, song, or video and decides whether it was intentionally shit or not based on the response it got.
John: "No you see, the song is intentionally bad!"
Mike: "John, that's a schrodinger’s shit, you're full of shit."
by starpelly July 21, 2021
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Schrödinger's shit

When you sit on the toilet not knowing if it's truly a shit, or just going to be a fart.
I spent too much time taking a Schrödinger's shit today... I could've been doing other things...
by Paper_man July 6, 2016
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When you flush the toilet with the lid down and walk away. The toilet is now clogged and unclogged until the act of observation.
Damn it, he left a Schrödinger's shit, I can't believe I have to plunge someone else's crap.
by Xesmuclaro January 15, 2022
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Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
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Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time
Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good
by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026
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