Schoolicide 

Suicide as a result of excessive homework, bad grade(s), your teacher being a dick, etc. In other words, when you kill yourself because school just really fucking sucks and you can't take it anymore.

He committed schoolicide because he failed math.

Schoolicide by MKCH May 5, 2019

Schoolicide 

A suicide at school

Get down from the window Timmy! Don't do a schoolicide

Schoolicide by ET creator November 26, 2024

Assisted Schoolicide 

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

Assisted Schoolicide by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010

Schoolified 

The action of taking an originally savory food and serving it bad or in a disgusting state at a public school.

"Mac & Cheese was officially ruined for me after it was Schoolified at school today."

"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"

"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"

Schoolified by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017

Schoolicidal 

The feeling you get when you go to school and it makes you want to die.

Friend 1: hey how's it going
Friend 2: I'm feeling schoolicidal

Schoolicidal by Abigd January 30, 2017

Schoolcident 

To reference an incident that happened in school.

"Yo, did you hear about the schoolcident?"

"No? What happened?"

"That one kid tripped the principal! He got suspended for quite some time."

Schoolcident by Brainless Maniac August 21, 2024

schoolisidis

knowing you have school tomorrow and homework you have to get done but you just dont want to do it.

Bro 1: "have you done the math homework."
Bro 2: "ya, have you."
Bro 1: "No. i just dont want to do it" :(
Bro 2: "i think you have a schoolisidis

schoolisidis by wolfman420 February 5, 2012