schneidewend

A lesbian. A queen that should be respected and can get all the men

A schneidewend entered the building.

by Sjebrj December 6, 2019

Schneidered

That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.

Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.

by cdnmale1972 January 5, 2016

Schneidered

To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.

A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.

by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007

Schneidered

When one gets an erection from feet.

“I was watching a icarly with my brother and I got an erection, I think I Schneidered”

by That one urban Dictionary user December 26, 2022

schneidered

getting Dan schneidered means being sexually harassed or touched in any way that made you feel unsafe or uncomfortable in any way.

"Damn bro i cant believe even Michelle Obama got schneidered"

by thegalacticgrape March 24, 2024

Schneidered

Getting removed or forced out of somewhere sooner than expected

Billy pre-drank too much and got Schneidered by the bouncers, shortly after entering the club

by DickieKay October 17, 2025

Get Schneidered

When a blond haired, Thor looking man can't understand context clues, so he instead goes full caveman. Usually, it will take decades before he understands.

Mason- It has been a minute since i have been to the gym.

Kai- A minute? That's literally 60 seconds. Did you just go to the gym and get back?

Mason- Huh? "Get Schneidered

by Doodle_Noodle December 3, 2020