Schalk

Pronounced skulk
Extremely sexy man with gorgeous dark eyes and a f#cking killer smile......

Something to materbate about....often

The object of any 20 something year old's sexual fantasies.

Also known as a Mister

Schalk is flippen hot!

by K ! June 26, 2012

Schalk

A tall dark haired man with unrealistic dreams that should be crushed . He tends to do whatever he wants with no regard to others .

Ai ! Schalk has done something stupid again .

by Funkyswan February 9, 2019

Schalk

pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes

doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium

by zeichnicht February 4, 2010

Schalk

To completely and utterly dominate in the bedroom causing mass destruction. Usually refered to acts of sexual act and leaves an everlasting impression. Commonly known as a sith in the sheets.

That hottie getting schalked tonight

by Savage247 September 6, 2018

Schalke

Schalke is a big fat Hurensogn club from Germany and is probably going down to League two.

Person 1: Do you know something really ugly and shitty?
Person 2: FC Schalke 04!

by stein. April 27, 2023

schalke

Schalke is a german soccerteam founded in 1904.

Schalke won their last two games

by AnBear February 7, 2017