I don't want to say this, but 

A preamble, often used, which precedes something that the speaker cannot resist the urge to say (for a variety of reasons including loose mouth).
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.

"I don't want to say this, but you're a heartless bastard who is too eager to get into fights"

I don't want to say this, but by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

Don't EVER say that to my face again 

When someone says a nono

Garreth: This lane is nice and cool
Ginger Ale: Yes this lane is nice and cool
Garreth: Don't EVER say that to my face again

Don't EVER say that to my face again by I like BURDZ October 22, 2018

YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD 

Something you say when somebody is about to say the hidden part in Infi______.
(THIS IS THE INTERNET, CRY ABOUT IT!)

random person: 1 "I'm going to say the racist song name!"
random person 2: "YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD, THAT'S RACIST!"
random person 1: "Infinigger"

YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD by Noobinthetrash October 17, 2021

We don't say that in America

Coined by Justin Bieber, this term allows anyone to get out of any situation where they don't know what on Earth they're talking about.

Guy 1: Hey did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?

Guy 2: Your girlfriend?

Guy 1: Yeh my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Uhh... we don't say that in America

Guy 1: Ok dude that's cool then.

Guy 2: *fuck yes*

We don't say that in America by skip-jkt May 5, 2010

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym 

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

you-don't-say-tality 

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

you-don't-say-tality by Tank Miller December 4, 2024

I didn't say that

That is not what I said. I didn't say anything about demons. This is what happens when schizophrenics try to describe their symptoms. Idiots like you misrepresent what they are saying and it's likely that their capacity for articulation isn't as great as mine and then they aren't able to convey to the mental health professionals and they are misdiagnosed as a result.

Hym "So, here is what I am guess happened... 'SOMEONE' STOLE one of my previous pseudonyms... And then they adopted the things I wrote as their own personal philosophy because they were (at some point) mistaken for me, lied to assuage the anger of the people who approached them, and were immediately rewarded for doing so, either with money or sex or status or all three. But they didn't understand what they were reading so the swapped the morality of the post. They conflated the vapid parts with the substantive parts. And then they conflated 'the way in which things could be considered the case' with what is actually the case.

Now, they are in the midst of a desperate scrabble to try and keep their new stolen identity and WHAT THAT MEANS if the anti-theft protocol has been activated is that we are all going to die because you chose to listen to a retard instead of me. The only problem is, they have no actually capacity to steal my identity. So now... They are trying to convince my to let them share... And I am not ever going to do that. And you are all going to continue to die until you make this person stop doing that and NOT ONE SECOND BEFOREHAND. They lied about me. I'm not disabled or brain damaged or anything. They are doing what I said about Joe Rogan where they are trying to create a situation where they can have their cake and eat it too. But they are dumb. They aren't even a little intelligent. Not even a teenie, tiny bit. And people keep repeating the things they say about me but my response is always 'I didn't say that' or 'that's not what that means' and they don't understand the difference. Because they are dumb."

I didn't say that by Hym Iam December 14, 2025