Sarla 

A Girl that is Loyal to her peers, never letting them down. A great friend need a shoulder? Sarla is the one. She pretty inside, out. She will never give up on anything. Has a unique sense of humor too. <3

Girl 1:I want to be Sarla .
Girl 2: Me too.
Girl 3: She's everything I want to be.
Girl 4: She knows everyone in the whole school.
Girl 1: I'm so jealous.

Sarla by OnlySomeoneTheyKnow😘 September 17, 2017

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

Sahla 

Sahlas are really kind young women. They are insanely smart, very pretty and always have sympathy for others. Although they seem happy, Sahlas are hurt deep inside. They are probably from a rich family, and end up getting all the luxury, but cry themselves to sleep every night. They self harm and pretend its ok. Sahlas tend to be quite bitchey but only cos they are overthinkers. They apologise afterwards, and will be the greatest girl you have ever met. Sahlas find the best man, even though they have several people asking them out. If a Sahla is in love with you, you are special. They can be introverted most of the time, and are very loud on the internet, but quiet and shy in real life.
Sahlas are keepers. They are prettier than most people, even though they face a lot of criticism when they go plainfaced. They are the kindest girls you will meet in your entire life.

Yo are you dealing Sahla???
-yh

Damn bro, you got the prettiest, cleverest girl in the class!

Sahla by yo mamma is a hot one September 27, 2020

right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

right in front of my salad by imahoeaf August 3, 2017

The Perfect Salad 

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

The Perfect Salad by Megalog December 10, 2016

salad choice 

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.

Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.

salad choice by The Great Dark February 8, 2015