1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.
2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.
2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.
2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
by Quizzical November 28, 2006
by buffalo.soldiers March 16, 2009
The act of being syrupy sweet and condescending to someone that is extrememly pissed off, usually resulting in the person getting even more pissed off. Useful when working in retail.
by LaDeena July 4, 2009
by torpedo654 April 4, 2015
The noun form of "sarcastic"
The word is used exclusively by cool kids, and anyone who used the word but isn't cool enough to pull it off is flogged with a dildo
The word is used exclusively by cool kids, and anyone who used the word but isn't cool enough to pull it off is flogged with a dildo
Person 1: looket that annoying little sarcast over there.
Person 2: WTF you just say? You aint cool enough to pull that off
Person 3: OOOH! I SMELL A DILDO BEATDOWM
Person 2: WTF you just say? You aint cool enough to pull that off
Person 3: OOOH! I SMELL A DILDO BEATDOWM
by daparagon October 15, 2011
by shark taco August 12, 2011