sarah jessica parker 

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

sarah jessica parker by Cazz February 6, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker 

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.

Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."

Sarah Jessica Parker by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker 

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

Sarah Jessica Parker by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

sarah jessica parker  

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

sarah jessica parker by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

sarah jessica parker 

A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.

Christina Aguilera
Madonna

sarah jessica parker by CrimsonBlues January 5, 2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 

a horse

Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact

Sarah Jessica Parker by t.nu September 3, 2011

sarah jessica parker 

See Dee Snider. Vocalist for Twisted Sister.

If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.

sarah jessica parker by Jesus Harold Christ(that's with an H, as in Haysoos) June 11, 2006