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Samoan Splash 

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models
Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty
Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020
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Samoan Splash 

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
Samoan Splash by Cookees February 10, 2020
A person who exemplifies strong dependable qualities, and who is an extremely smart, loyal, interesting, and caring person. Often shy to strangers but extremely talkative to friends, and keeps only a few close ones. This person loves helping others and putting others before themselves. They are also prone to lots of embarrassing and regrettable stories, but a day with them is never boring and they will always enjoy your presence. A great friend to acquire in your life.
Person 1:"Oh that girl never talks, she must be shy."
Person 2: "No I've seen her talk lots... I guess it's only around friends. She must be a Samora."
Person 1: "Yeah, that makes sense. Plus she's in my math class and is super smart."
Samora by tapcs August 15, 2017
A mature lady, whom is open with the people she knows. Paints a smile of the fakest things. Has a physco killer moodswing at times, she is the sweetest apple of the bunch but is underestimated. A unique, one of a kind, very hard to get, will give a good fight for what she wants. Samoya is an intelligent, down to earth person, someone you can always turn to when you need help, she is loyal, personable, caring and also a keeper.
Mom: son how was school today?
Son: it was great I met a samoya.
Mom: really?
Son: yes! She is amazing.
samoya by mr.legendary August 12, 2014

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
Samoan Bath Towel by fmitga July 19, 2011

samoan splash 

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models
How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.
samoan splash by anonymous February 10, 2020