Samoan Splash

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

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Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Samoan Splash by Cookees February 10, 2020

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Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

samoan splash by anonymous February 10, 2020

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Samoan Splash

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside

Dude I just did the sickest Samoan splash, there is blood everywhere!

Samoan Splash by Mr Pete williams February 11, 2020

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Samoan Splash

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird

Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!

Samoan Splash by PlayThreeAre February 10, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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