salty walrus 

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

salty walrus by daniel July 22, 2004

Salty Walrus 

When your getting a little butthurt, usually over nothing

Kirk, why are you always such a salty walrus? It was a joke! -Maddie

Salty Walrus by TheWhaleHimself January 3, 2019

Salty Walrus 

A sweaty butthole.

Can I tongue punch your salty walrus? (Said Nick to Ben)

Salty Walrus by Wyo307SistaKissa November 20, 2016

Salty-Walrus 

1.A large sweaty bitch who rides a motorcycle.
2.A hairy man who likes to get on the rides at carnivals that are intended for young children.
3.A walrus that is covered in salt in its solid form.

Your mother is a salty-walrus.
Get away from him Lucas, he's a salty-walrus.
Oh shit, that is one salty-walrus

Salty-Walrus by Daviddivad May 21, 2008