salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.

by sdr123 August 16, 2008

Salty Sailor

When a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him jizz on his ballsack. Then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. This is the salty sailor.

Guy 1:Last night, stella was giving me a HJ and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.

Guy 2: Dude! High-Five

by SuperFishel April 22, 2010

Salty Sailor

A body shot where you pour rum down a man's back, letting it trickle through his crack and past his taint, catching it in your mouth as it drips off his balls.

Martha watched in aww as her friend Mikey did a salty sailor off of the ripped stripper at the bar.

by IdHitThat August 06, 2023

Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.

"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room and needed to wash up immediately afterward."

by Sammy Vulva January 03, 2015

Salty Sailor

The embodiment of pure human hatred.
Used only in the most necessary of circumstances.
Refers to the most extreme of human hatred towards another living being, at an almost indescribable magnitude.

He killed my wife and children.
Burned my house to the ground.
Blackmailed me for ten years.
I could kill that salty sailor.

by The S.S. March 23, 2009

Salty Sailor

A mixed drink which has had semen added without knowledge of such an addition being passed along to the drinker.

Joe sipped his Salty Sailor slowly, wondering why his friend Barry was giggling uncontrollably.

by thelowerrhythm September 19, 2010

Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.

"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room last night and needed to wash up immediately afterward."

by Sammy Vulva January 03, 2015