salty balls

a state of being extremely annoyed or irriated as if your balls were in fact salty

Bob was salty balls about his F on the last science test.

salty balls by some cool kids July 22, 2006

salty balls

A person being extremely upset and over dramatic, often caused from getting your panties in a bunch over nothing! Person is usually irritated for the rest of the day.

Craig had salty balls because someone told him his shades were ugly.

salty balls by darius fuller April 2, 2008

salty balls

to pour salt on a guy's balls, then use your tongue to lick the salt off

Audra makes sure to carry salt packages in her purse, so that she is always ready to give Pete salty balls.

salty balls by urblegs February 6, 2009

salty balls

The taste of a guys balls after having not washed for many a day.

Sara: Nothin' worse than my boyfriend's Salty Balls - he never wash!

salty balls by Braku69 April 29, 2006

Salty Balls

An Italian appetizer served mostly in authentic Italian pizzerias. They are round balls of pizza-like dough that has garlic or scalliions mixed in. The balls are then sprinkled rather liberally with salt.

"Wow man, you ate four salty balls? That's awesome!"

Salty Balls by Jonah J. July 4, 2006

salty balls

salty balls..... as in cum = salty and eyeballs = balls
well in wales its commonly known as salty balls!!!
(as defined by ibizababe) ;)

I gave her salty balls last night and she was doing the dirty pirate!

salty balls by S April 14, 2005

Salty Balls

To fap to porn after raging at any kind of FPS, A insult among gamers

xXPR0F4Z3Xx: y dont u tak ur salty balls sumwere eslse u scrub

Salty Balls by xXxDUKF4K3RxXx January 28, 2016