sad clown

She used to be stacked, but where once were perky breasts is now just a sad clown.
by waraw August 25, 2004
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When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.
I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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When you feel depressed about something, or you are having a hard time coping.
Jenny: Hey Christi, why are you being such a sad clown?

Christi: I lost my cell phone, debit card and keys last night at the bar.
by xeni January 30, 2005
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adj, adv, describing an artistic expression, work, action, or attitude which is trite, maudlin, clumsy and overearnest.
"The Black Hole" is a sad-clown rendition of Kubrick's "2001", simplifying the latter's rarefied metaphysics into simplistic Manichean notions of heaven and hell.
by condour August 06, 2003
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*Sad clown* is an adjective I use when something doesn't go my way or I hear something sad. Nothing sadder then a sad clown.
When I saw the little boys stepping on a half dead bird after school one day, all I could say was, "O, sad clown."
by Foxy March 25, 2004
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The act of masterbating or recieving a handjob to music that resembles that of a sad clown. Usually played during circus acts, however several talented musicians (serbs and those alike) have the ability to recreate the most classic of the sad clown melodies. Some of the most famous "sad clown" producers of our time and age include: Eric "the pedo" Bein and Jim " Jerk-a-lot" Phillips.
That bird got a sad clown in the laundry room. Pretty fucking classic if you ask me.
by Sad Clown123 October 13, 2010
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Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
by Wolf89 July 02, 2006
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