sack lunch
sack lunch by slikkpie April 25, 2005
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Taken from a fictional movie titled discussed in an episode of Seinfeld, in which an entire family is ensconced inside a huge brown bag, this phrase can be used when you are going to cause someone harm, as in metaphorically putting them in a body bag.
If we see that Alex guy tonight maybe we should sack lunch him, let him know he can't come on to me so easily with his homo-erotic pictures.
sack lunch by Jimmy Two-times January 27, 2007
sack lunch
An innovative penis puppeteer manuever in which a male stretches his scrotum up over the frank and beans to encompass both in a nifty sack for presentation to others.
Gertrude was utterly baffled when Olie showed her his sack lunch. She then proceeded to suckle his goods until they were bone dry. What a delectible sack lunch it was.
sack lunch by onelivegoat September 25, 2006
Sack Lunch
Intercourse while the female has a bag over her head with eye and mouth holes cut out. At the point of climax, the male pulls out, aims for the holes, and yells out "Sack Lunch." If the ejaculate makes it into the mouth hole you get 5pts, 10pts for an eye hole, and triple point score for both eye holes. If all three holes are hit, she has to make you a sandwich while wearing the paper bag. Additionally, you can compare scores with your friends to determine the ultimate sack lunch champion.
I came into her mouth hole and both eye holes while yelling "sack lunch," and then she made me a ham sandwich while wearing the bag.
Sack Lunch by Sack Lunch Champion June 21, 2009
sack lunch
Scratching your scrotum and subsequently presenting your fingers to a friend's mouth/nose and asking, "Sack lunch?".
sack lunch by shoeshina23 November 6, 2012
Sack Lunch
1) someone enjoying a delicious feast by delicately nibbling (or inhaling) a man's scrotum, also known as his ball sack, nut case, or testicle pouch.
1) Jill: "My, my, my, I'm honnnnngry. I sure could use a Sack Lunch right about now."
Jane: "Well you're in luck. Looks like John's out running right now, and he's wearing some awfully loose shorts."
2) Betsy: "I would take hours savoring his Sack Lunch."
Jane: "Well you're in luck. Looks like John's out running right now, and he's wearing some awfully loose shorts."
2) Betsy: "I would take hours savoring his Sack Lunch."
Sack Lunch by Godfatha Jay June 22, 2008