oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! 

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! by bonak September 29, 2020

Kwento mo sa bato

A term used by Filipino who just doesn't care about what the other is talking about.
it literally means (say it to the rock).

Boy: alam mo ba crinushback na ako(did you know, my crush also likes me)
Girl:Kwento mo sa bato

Kwento mo sa bato by stry October 3, 2021

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. 

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.

For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. by Professor Brando March 9, 2010

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022

Battre sa tchass

L'action de parler de (qqch.) en présentant comme plus grand, plus important que dans la réalité.

Olivier aime battre sa tchass quand il parle de ses projets.

Quand Olivier parle de ses projets à venir, il bat sa tchass.

Battre sa tchass by PoluxKing July 19, 2018

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub 

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.

yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub by yuH homie February 18, 2019

"there's a bat in da cave"

It is what you tell someone near a group of people that a booger in their nose is visible without letting anyone else know.

When we were talking in line, I noticed that Louis had a big ass booger in his nose, so I said to him as I slightly pointed at my nose, "There's a bat in da cave". Then he secretly picked his nose with a napkin.

"there's a bat in da cave" by Tugboats June 11, 2006