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russian hog tie

when you’re naked, tied to a tree in the woods, and your arms and legs are tied apart and your balls are also tied.

then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.
my wife Mary made sure to give me the russian hog tie last night! the bear got a little too hungry and now i only have one ball.
by HotDragon57 December 26, 2025
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