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run a red light 

phrase used when two people want to have sex but the female has her period
john: "so what time im picking you up so we can go to the telly and get it poppin?"

jane: "well, unless you tryna run a red light, nothing's poppin tonight"

john: "we'll wash off..it's aight"
run a red light by china406 October 9, 2008

Run the red light 

when someone is masturbating and a seperate party comes unexpectidly into the room(the red light), but they decide to finish the job that was started anyways.
Bobs mom walked in the room last night when he was wanking it, but he decided to run the red light and jizzed all over her.

national run a red light 

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

Red Light Run 

Foreplay which entails oral sex for the woman who does not reciprocate for the man. Initially leaving him with blue balls.
Wow dude I cant believe Betty gave you the Red Light Run!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026