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rowe shambo is the greatest game ever invented. when challenged to rowe shambo some one you have to kick your opponent in the balls as hard as you can. it is the first one to go down who loses. of course after the first kick the standard tactic is for the person who gave it to simply conceed the match safe in the knowledge that he can still have kids and just kicked some one in the balls really hard with no consquences
geoff williams and chris kelly played rowe shambo. geoff lost and can no longer have kids. good game all round
rowe shambo by james flunder February 9, 2005
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Actually spelled "rochambeau".

Similar to RockPaperScissors, except more painful.

Each player kicks the opponent as hard as possible in the genital region. The first person to fall down is the loser.
Player 1: "Hey, I'll rowshambo/rochambeau you for the first slice of pizza!" XD XD
Player 2: "OKAY~!!" ^_^ ^_^
Player 1: "Me first!" *evil grin*
*swift kick to groin of Player 2 by Player 1*
*Player 2 falls over in immense pain, Player 1 laughs and eats pizza.*
rowshambo by RitterX January 7, 2006

rowshambow 

The pointless game where 2 men take turns kicking each other in the testicles to see who lasts the longest. Often used to settle an argument.
In south park:
Cartman: No you gave the walkie talkie to us
Robert Smith: Fine then we'll rowshambow for it
Robert Smith: *Kicks Cartman in testicles*
Cartman: *Falls down onto ground*
rowshambow by AlexH2008 April 28, 2008
If I had just bothered to look up rochambeau on the urban dictionary, I might have noticed it's not spelled rowshambo.
rowshambo by Sui September 30, 2004
other name for rock-paper-scisers.
rowshambo by Anonymous October 20, 2003