rowe shambo

rowe shambo is the greatest game ever invented. when challenged to rowe shambo some one you have to kick your opponent in the balls as hard as you can. it is the first one to go down who loses. of course after the first kick the standard tactic is for the person who gave it to simply conceed the match safe in the knowledge that he can still have kids and just kicked some one in the balls really hard with no consquences

geoff williams and chris kelly played rowe shambo. geoff lost and can no longer have kids. good game all round

by james flunder February 9, 2005

rowshambo

Actually spelled "rochambeau".

Similar to RockPaperScissors, except more painful.

Each player kicks the opponent as hard as possible in the genital region. The first person to fall down is the loser.

Player 1: "Hey, I'll rowshambo/rochambeau you for the first slice of pizza!" XD XD
Player 2: "OKAY~!!" ^_^ ^_^
Player 1: "Me first!" *evil grin*
*swift kick to groin of Player 2 by Player 1*
*Player 2 falls over in immense pain, Player 1 laughs and eats pizza.*

by RitterX January 7, 2006

rowshambow

The pointless game where 2 men take turns kicking each other in the testicles to see who lasts the longest. Often used to settle an argument.

In south park:
Cartman: No you gave the walkie talkie to us
Robert Smith: Fine then we'll rowshambow for it
Robert Smith: *Kicks Cartman in testicles*
Cartman: *Falls down onto ground*

by AlexH2008 April 28, 2008

rowshambo

The way an idiot spells rochambeau

If I had just bothered to look up rochambeau on the urban dictionary, I might have noticed it's not spelled rowshambo.

by Sui September 30, 2004

rowshambo

other name for rock-paper-scisers.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003