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rotisserating 

A sexual position similar to the spitroast, rotisserating involves 2 males and a female. However, rather than using a full-sized female, a midget is used as the target to increase the sense of team-bonding and friendship between two male friends.
The act of rotisserating starts by the midget being in all fours and receiving vaginal or anal penetration from one male, whilst giving oral pleasure to the other. When the males feel comfortable, they stand up onto their feet, thus getting the midget completely off the ground. Some strength is required from both the males and the midget here(primarily from the males), as the majority of the weight will be applied to the penis. One of the males then rotates the midget around in such a manner that resembles a whole chicken on a rotisserie, thus gaining pleasure without any thrusting motion.
Once the midget has been "cooked" thoroughly, to finish off, the males ejaculate all over the midget, thus creating the "gravy sauce" effect.
Man 1: "So how do u spitroast a midget?"
Man 2: "You don't. Have you ever heard of rotisserating?"
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Man 1: "That was awesome!"
Man 2: "Yeah man! Hi-5!!"
Man 1: "WooO! It made me hungry though. KFC?"
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Rotisserating 

When your cold and move 360 under a heater multiple times.
Clara was rotisserating when she was sick.

rotisserarining 

to lay on a bed and roll from side to side all day only to allow fresh air to hit the funk because you been in bed all day
His lazy ass has been rotisserarining today because he called out sick from work.

rotiserating 

When two guys have sex with the same girl.
Joe and Ed where rotiserating your mom last night.
rotiserating by al_dimsdale May 10, 2010

Rotissering

v. To rotate oneself in front of a fire to stay warm.
It was so cold when we were camping,I found myself rotissering in front of the fire.
Rotissering by Bamelamelam August 12, 2017

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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