only one of the best ships in the harry potter universe
barty crouch jr x evan rosier
i.e. wild energy determined to piss of his father x calm and collected hate with peace reserved for barty and barty only
barty is the one thats constantly talking, he has that ryan reynolds type of sarcasm yaknow. always coming up with stupid ideas, very impulsive. evan is the calming force. the one latching barty to reality and whatnot. he was still, ofc, very sarcastic and mean when he wants to be. dont underestimate either of them.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!