only one of the best ships in the harry potter universe
barty crouch jr x evan rosier
i.e. wild energy determined to piss of his father x calm and collected hate with peace reserved for barty and barty only
barty is the one thats constantly talking, he has that ryan reynolds type of sarcasm yaknow. always coming up with stupid ideas, very impulsive. evan is the calming force. the one latching barty to reality and whatnot. he was still, ofc, very sarcastic and mean when he wants to be. dont underestimate either of them.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"