What happens when the goddamn critter doesn't get the fuck out the way of my truck.
That squirrel just stood in the middle of the road. I just hit the gas and BAM! Instant roadkill.
by I don't give a fuck June 23, 2003
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Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.
Yo mama is roadkill.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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A delicacy in the rural regions of the southern United States.
The family by the bayou had two day old possum roadkill for dinner.
by hahaa October 10, 2003
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A Bahamian slang word used to describe someone that can't possibly look any worse.
Man that boy Dominic really needs to loose the ski jacket and a haircut, or he's gonna to keep looking like roadkill.
by indianheaddress April 25, 2011
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A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes.
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of that deer that we almost hit ?! It was almost roadkill.
by izcool September 19, 2006
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a rotting peice of flesh that gets picked at by birds and other small animals
by marry poppins August 13, 2003
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