I. (n) A physical manifestation of nine angles of brilliance converging into a being so radiant that your pigments will keep you beautifully tan the rest of your life.

II. (n) a word used at the end of bad words to emphasize a person's frustration towards something. Typically used to shoulder the blame from themselves to a fall guy

I. "You wanna go to the beach today?"

"Nah, let's go see Riles and bask in the glow of his brilliance"

II. I forgot to take the dog out so she peed on the kitchen floor! DAMMIT RILES!!

Riles by HeyRiles May 9, 2009

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Rilestein

A person who is truly amazing. One of the funniest people in the world. A rilestein is something/someone that lifts everyones spirits whenever they are around them. Don't underestimate the power of Rilestein, you will be made a fool out of.

"I was at a party last night and this kid was such a Rilestein. I couldn't stop laughing"

Rilestein by JodiKins March 10, 2009

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Riles Beej

When a male inserts his penis into a Taco Bell Beef Burrito while erect so that another individual can eat the burrito while performing fellatio.

It is a common courtesy in many north american schools to feed the sloot that is gobbling your knob so this kills two birds with one stone.

-Bro I heard you got a Riles Beej from that sloot on Arthur.
-Hell yea man, ten times better than a slowblow

-Honestly I was so happy he let me give him a riles beej yesterday, that beef burrito really hit the spot.

Riles Beej by Dorffengler March 25, 2013

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Riles

The nickname for a beautiful, kind, funny and sweet gir who truly gets you named Riley.

Riles is the best person on the face of the planet.

Riles by BoboRex September 4, 2016

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