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Rig Rig

Colloquial short for "Rigglebop"

A nasty, disgusting monkey who's single mode of sustenance is eating his own feces and drinking his own urine.
It is thought that the feces he ingests was, once upon a time, originally banana, but since it has been eaten and re-pooped out over and over again, it has been rendered an unrecognizable brown/grey sludge, known by experts on Rig-ology as "sike juice" (as in, recycling juice)

Rig Rig is so bacteria-ridden, to touch him will likely lead to any number of nasty germ infections that commonly occur in 3rd world countries. To taste his "sike juice" is a death wish ... it's so disgusting, no one has survived sampling it and lived to describe the taste. Which is probably really bad.
Me: Get that nasty poop-eating Rig Rig out of here!

Or, another ...

Me: Eww, be careful not to get any of Rig Rig's "sike juice" on or near your person!
by Monkey-ologist October 15, 2008
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rig-bag

Just as the name suggests, it's the place where the needles are kept.
Simon told Hector, "Don't go fucking around under there cause you'll get stuck. See my rig-bag is under there somewhere and you may very well light on it".
by Nikki Stixx June 4, 2019
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dab rig

the preferred device that an avetard uses to get high, take a few hits of this and you will be out like a light and will also result in munchies in which case you might end up eating 3 week old rotten beans. The dab rig will usually be provided by froomie
Froomie gave me his dab rig and I took 5 hits and I got an insane case of the munchies
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MacNigger Rig

To improvise an ingenious device or solution to a problem with whatever resources are at hand, generally with very, very poor quality results.
The shitmobile died so I had to MacNigger Rig the transmission. First off drive doesn't work but third does, neutral is park, reverse is second. If you want to use reverse you put it in drive. Got it?
by Julian Randy January 29, 2010
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jig a rig

One who is acting in a foolish manner
Wow look at that guy he's a real jig a rig!
by OGSpence May 1, 2017
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NIG RIG

Something put together shoddily or just plain old shitty
Shit, this stereo is so nig rigged, the wires are hangin out, and held together by duct tape
by Shit i wanted poop June 13, 2005
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brazilian oil rig

A fart that exits and then lurks in the air for a minute or two then releases it's wrath for the world to smell. The key to this fart is the delay of the smell.
Miles let out a Brazilian oil rig which, when it was smelled, could be detected all the way from San Francisco.
by Baldspotboy September 22, 2013
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