riding the donkey

Sex with a woman with a big booty.

See that girl over there with the big booty? I'm gonna be riding the donkey tonight.

by Dolphan April 23, 2006

Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

by gamerouche May 8, 2014