ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

ride the short bus by snarkette April 23, 2003

Ride the short bus both ways 

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

Ride the short bus both ways by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home 

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008