Definitions by Cramhead

Scrawn 

A combination scream/yawn.

Occasionally necessary to completely empty the body of the yawn particles which build up during long periods without sleep.

"Jesus Christ! What the fuck was that?!"

- "Dude, calm down, don't act like you never scrawn."

Scrawn by Cramhead July 15, 2011

saphole 

A normally strict and assholish person- usually British- whose scathing criticisms are broken by random and unpredictable moments of sappiness or pity.

Why the fuck did Gordon Ramsay let that bitch into the final!? He needs to stop being such a saphole.

saphole by Cramhead July 30, 2010

Returd 

When you poop and wipe your butt and then have to poop some more.

"God damn returds cost us half a roll of toilet paper, Mr. President!"

Returd by Cramhead July 3, 2009

Slave-Away 

Highly effective aerosol slave repellent.

"Jebediah, grab the Slave-Away! Toby's in the corn pone again!"

Slave-Away by Cramhead February 17, 2008

becepts 

A combination of "besides" and "except", commonly used by those under the age of 4, or the influence.

Fucking christhole! I hate every thing he ever said becepts "Now I will murder myself."

becepts by Cramhead January 9, 2008

Jumpest

<i>adj</i>, (Superlative) Describes the dog that jumps the highest.

"That dog Dutch is the jumpest dog <i>ever</i>."

Jumpest by Cramhead January 9, 2008