Endoplasmic Reticulum 

-Tedious biology term, used in public education to stimulate teen suicide rates for the entertainment of teachers.
-A complex, rediculous compound word that causes the eyes to bleed at the sight
-I HATE AP BIOLOGY!!

"students, now moving on the the outer part of the cell: the Endoplasmic Reticulum, and the G---"

*BLAM, BLAM*

"hahahahahah...class dismissed."

Endoplasmic Reticulum by Man_whore_OMG September 23, 2008

Orgasmic Reticulum 

An orgasm.

He just had himself an orgasmic reticulum after watching the female stripper grind on the pole for two minutes.

Orgasmic Reticulum by Psychosomatic123 July 1, 2011

endoplasmic reticulum 

a structure in a human cell.

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting

endoplasmic reticulum by eggfoo March 12, 2003

Ectoplasmic Reticulum 

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.

Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.

Ectoplasmic Reticulum by Pubo December 7, 2016

Cytoplasmic Reticulum 

A reproductive organ exclusive to Kurdish cats.

That Kurdish cat has a giant cytoplasmic reticulum!

Cytoplasmic Reticulum by Kurdism November 8, 2018

Endoplasmic Reticulum 

Endoplasmic Reticulum(ER) is an organelle. It has two types Smooth ER and rough ER. Rough ER is covered in ribosomes

A:Endoplasmic reticulum.
B:I really care about what you are about to say as this is an interesting subject that everyday people care about

Endoplasmic Reticulum by 41phaNum3r1ca1 April 19, 2022

reticulating splines 

Nonsense technobabble used in a production context.

Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.

Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.

See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.

Sorry the video took so long to upload. Reticulating splines took hours!

reticulating splines by ndm13 April 21, 2015