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hard r retard 

when you say or do something so dumb that "retard" is not a strong enough word to use.
him: "why do i always forget there are 24 hours in a day?"
you: "cuz you're a hard r retard."
hard r retard by postcoffeepoop June 16, 2022

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

Retard rap

A sub-genre of rap usually characterized by overly repetitive song structure, unintelligible lyrics, obnoxious melodies, and excessive posturing and label-flashing by the artist.

A classic example of this would be "Crank That" by Soulja Boy.
Nick: Could you distinguish a single English word in the song we just heard?
Mike: Hell no, but what can you expect? It's retard rap.
Retard rap by Naju February 26, 2008

Richard's Retard Ranch 

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.
"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."

Retard Rivalry 

An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.
Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.
Retard Rivalry by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

retard rap

Also known as ringtone rap. Mainstream rap music that's more about posturing and telling you to buy crap than it is about anything meaningful. The "gangsta" pose, combined with the barely coherent, often materialistic lyrics, makes the performers sound retarded.

Easily identified by repetitive choruses that take up most of the song, and the rapper's insistence that you buy some new fad object that you'll be embarrassed to own in five years (such as grills, or parachute pants).
Person #1: "Yo g-dizzle, I just picked up dat new Paul Wall CD!"

Person #2: "Get that retard rap shit the fuck outta my face!"
retard rap by The Reverend Soup January 18, 2008
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