the asian culture for years have used baby batter to keep their skin firm and tight and now this anchient tradition has just been accepted in the urban community known by its founder renzo, to renzonate.
by roy babyeater December 4, 2010
A Versatile beast. Truly one of the most profound wild card people ever. He may do 60% on everything he does cause he is selfish with his time. That's the thing. He could do anything once taught. From flying a plane, killing people, healing people,building,cleaning,driving,running,fighting,go to the store for you. He could do anything and that's what makes a Renzon a versatile beast. He may not be the best. When it comes to doing a completed different task 180,90,45 of what he just did, he could do. This is not a right hand man, this is a mutherfucking Kintaro of arms.
Shift Manager: *on the phone* Hi Aaron you coming to work today?
Aaron: No I found another job, sorry dude.*hangs up*
Shift Manager: *on the phone again* Hi Sammy you coming to work today?
Sammy: Sorry I don't feel good today *hangs up*
Renzon: *already at the job site* don't worry I'll be cashier/fryer/make the sandwich/clean the whole place today ,close then open and prep in the morning to do a 14 hour and close again.
Shift Manager: well fuck me damn...
Renzon: Maybe after work
Shift Manager: no I got a boyfriend , and it was a figure of speech.
Renzon:I figure we fuck here right now and nobody will know.
*Shift Manager gets cummaged and ravage*
Aaron: No I found another job, sorry dude.*hangs up*
Shift Manager: *on the phone again* Hi Sammy you coming to work today?
Sammy: Sorry I don't feel good today *hangs up*
Renzon: *already at the job site* don't worry I'll be cashier/fryer/make the sandwich/clean the whole place today ,close then open and prep in the morning to do a 14 hour and close again.
Shift Manager: well fuck me damn...
Renzon: Maybe after work
Shift Manager: no I got a boyfriend , and it was a figure of speech.
Renzon:I figure we fuck here right now and nobody will know.
*Shift Manager gets cummaged and ravage*
by West-coast booster October 12, 2016
Renzon is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He is very handsome and gets all the ladies he wants
Person: who's that guy?
Renzon: it's me!
Person: who are you?
Renzon: it is I, Renzon.
Random female: OMG ITS A RENZON
Renzon: it's me!
Person: who are you?
Renzon: it is I, Renzon.
Random female: OMG ITS A RENZON
by LightXen November 22, 2021