Resistentialism

Resistentialism is a humorous theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects." In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two.

The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948 and reprinted in The New York Times.

The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" -- "Things are against us"

Cases of Resistentialism:

Missing car keys: they have moved of their own accord and by means quite unobservable in order to spite you... Resistentialism!

When a bouncy ball escapes down the road: it may seem innocent but the ball knows all too well that the centre of the spectacle is that poor chap grasping helplessly in its wake... Resistentialism!

Be on the watch my fellow humans!

Resistentialism by Crescentpics May 30, 2011

resistentialism

The seemingly obstinate behavior on the part of inanimate objects

When the computer refused to power up, even though it had worked just fine 10 minutes ago and he knew nothing had changed, he chalked it up to a bad case of resistentialism.

resistentialism by ray tuley May 23, 2007

Remitter 

Remitter is a word used to define a person making a payment to another.

Please enter the remitter name for this payment

Remitter by Fademan77 September 17, 2010

self remittance 

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.

Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.

self remittance by jeff phillis August 7, 2020

Resistentialism

The seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects.

A great example of Resistentialism:

"Christ, the dumb insolence of inanimate objects! He could never understand what was 'in it' for inanimate objects, behaving as they did. What was 'in it' for the doorknob that hooked your jacket as you passed? What was 'in it' for the jacket pocket?" --Martin Amis, "The Information

Resistentialism by Craic Shack March 26, 2006

reminent 

reminent = remnant

You can't find it in any dictionarys but people just use it as the same meaning of remnant.

Will a reminent of the Jewish people be saved?

What is final fantasy last reminent?

reminent by dd2020 June 20, 2009

Remittance  

Writing a check to your babies' momma.

Yo you sent dat bish some remittance

Remittance by Treysuby February 2, 2009