fuck-in relations

live-in relations. (Those who are in live-in relations definitely engage in sex. Then why not call it fuck-in relations?)

They have been in fuck-in relations for years.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 14, 2014

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Zombical Relations

Sexual relations among zombies; any act of sexual intercourse between two or more undead beings.

Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuckin'.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.

Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.

by Richard Slick October 22, 2008

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textual relations

talking about having sex, or any other sexual acts with the person you are texting as if they were happing right then.

Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.

Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.

Nick: i want you soooo bad!

Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!

by baby loveeeee June 12, 2008

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Relation Constipation

It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.

Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."

by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009

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Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

by dreamer8402 April 17, 2009

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