money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

money redistribution machine by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Restricted Free Agent 

A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.

Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.

While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.

Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.

Restricted Free Agent by Rob JJ Nerf June 11, 2009

Restricting 

Generally used when talking about eating disorders, meaning restricting food intake.

"Have you been restricting again?"

Restricting by RaaAaAad af June 13, 2015

Restrict my airflow, father 

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

Restrict my airflow, father by -aYo hItMaN BAnG InTroDuCeS-- April 29, 2019

restricted 

When you can't log into your account.

James: "Why can't we play multiplayer?"
Viktor: "I'm restricted."

restricted by snopmannen03 February 4, 2018

wealth redistribution 

Noun:

Robbing Peter to pay Paul. Essentially taking money in the form of taxation from one hard earning person and giving it to another person with less economic worth. A Socialist tenet often done in the name of equality, but usually done to gain favor with the poor, urban liberal voters. It is also known as the governments slush fund for funding social programs.

Business owner: Because of wealth redistribution, 40% of my income was taken from me and given to lazy, less fortunate people to sit at home. Now I cannot afford to hire the determined, less fortunate people who are actually looking for work.

wealth redistribution by MK the Political Scientist March 14, 2010

restricted 

When something stops you from attending an event.

Shiv: I can't come to the park today. I've got to help my mum.
Laura: Arrrrr restricted!!

restricted by Laura Kayliegh Pearse May 11, 2008