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Red Vine-ing 

When two gay men intertwine their penises together like the snakes on the medical symbol (aka Caduceus). Part of the process when gay men have sex and one of their penis' starts to open to accept his partner's homosexual man-wang. Following this ritualistic and ever changing act of passion and lust, explosions of the rainbow sherbert burst in the most violent of fashions and fills their with a misty, fruity and frosty goodness only surpass-able by winning the lotto while receiving a BJ on Ecstasy.
I heard those two dudes are into red vine-ing so much that their penis' got tied in a knot

Those dudes had a three way red vine-ing session that two of the three dicks opened up and swallowed the third dude.

That dude is so good at red vine-ing that his cock is search and rescue due to its rope like consistency from wrapping his cock around many dudes including horses.
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red vines 

1. A popular candy, similar to Twizzlers and vaguely reminiscent of licorice.

2. The favorite snack of one Ron Weasley and one Harry Potter.

3. Your favorite Aimee Mann song.

4. Your favorite color of vines besides green vines.

5. Your favorite way to say "red wines" in a German accent.
"Red vines - what the hell can't they do?" - Ron Weasley, AVPS
red vines by ArtemisRampant July 26, 2010

red vines 

the totally awsome snack featured in a very potter sequal. They are useful and tasty replacements for wands.
Ron: 'Stupefy,Red vines, what the hell can't they do?'
red vines by It's a robot November 26, 2010

red vines 

A sugary theater snack that is one half of crazy delicious, along with Mr Pibb.
red vines by uclafalcon April 19, 2006

red vines 

A tasty treat that mixes well with Mr. Pibb.
red vines by Chris Burton July 24, 2008

RED VINES 

A code word I made during class which in my own wording means when you want to commit sewer slide. Red vines is the thing that happens when you get a rope and it gets covered in your bl00d. I made this code because I was around people. Planning my own date so nobody knows and forgets. Forget about me.
Joey : I'm going to buy some red vines.

Person 1 : Okay Joe see you at class.

*after that day*

Person 1 : Where's Joey? She's not a school

Person 2 : Oh she's not here.

Person 1 : Oh..?
RED VINES by Rm_dawg October 9, 2023

Red Vines 

1. A certain candy found in the cheaper of dollar store varities, with the ambiguous flavor "red," made of a mostly corn syrup and ANDY.

2. The new Bjork album.

3. A phrase common to the tri-state area, denoting a certain hilariousness found in ghettoicity.
Red Vines by Lil pooikiewansteg September 1, 2004