That one night at Thunderdome when a cute guy drinks red wine for most of the day and drunkenly sticks his tongue in your mouth for the first time and doesn't recall a thing the next day.
by OOHOO December 11, 2014
When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round
by sqweeeeeeen July 24, 2019
by 99.9 Virgin Radio August 23, 2011
when you start/are on your period.
the red wine is yur blood (duh.)
n a fiasco is a big to do, not allways a good one ;)
the good thing is, if you say it, no one understands ^______^
the red wine is yur blood (duh.)
n a fiasco is a big to do, not allways a good one ;)
the good thing is, if you say it, no one understands ^______^
by SKooBird696 November 20, 2009
Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.
Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?
James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.
James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.
by C Silent J October 21, 2010
The syndrome which affects uncircumcised men’s cherry red dick heads. Since the cock is un-cut, the dick head stay raw in nature and ferments in a saucy cocktail of sweat, urine, semen, dead skin, and bacteria. Given the colour of the penis head, the nature of the fluid underneath the foreskin, the Red Wine Vinegar Dick name is applicable.
Rocco, the un-snipped pig dick Italian has Red Wine Vinegar Dick. This is due too his aggressive foreskin and lame personal hygiene regiment.
by Realist Craiger October 14, 2009
When someone smiles at you after drinking red wine and you can see the color of the wine sticking to the plaque in their teeth.
by #1 Cronin May 23, 2011