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The Real Dirty South 

1.TEXAS
2.Louisiana
3.Mississippi
4.Georgia
5.Tennessee
6.Alabama
7.Carolina's

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The Real Dirty South 

The fucking real dirty south not the bull that everyone else has said is only 4 states. These 4 states and these 4 states only include FLORIDA, GEORGIA, MISSISSIPPI and ALABAMA. No other states are considered the dirty south. If you think so it must be because you live there and dont want to be considered the north, east or Midwest etc..

Again the ONLY states that are in reality considered the dirty south are:
FLORIDA=DIRTY SOUTH
GEORGIA=DIRTYSOUTH
MISSISSIPPI=DIRTY SOUTH
ALABAMA=DIRTY SOUTH

Other states that try to claim but are in fact part of some other crap and not part of the dirty south are:
TEXAS=MIDWEST
TENN=GARBAGE NORTH
CAROLINAS=NORTH EAST
ANY OTHER STATE=GARBAGE
3RD time ma be the charm, the ONLY states that are in reality the real dirty south are:

FLORIDA=DIRTY SOUTH
GEORGIA=DIRTYSOUTH
MISSISSIPPI=DIRTY SOUTH
ALABAMA=DIRTY SOUTH
The Real Dirty South by cappa January 2, 2006

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026