A word used to describe something epic

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

the correct way to open a carton of milk

words used to annoy the hell out of some one by rigorous repetition after the question "how did you like that" is asked