guy 1: so i was taking this giant shit at mcdonald's last night and it turned out to be an ass rat.
guy 2: god damn
guy 2: god damn
by chicken fried negro sammich October 22, 2008
I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.
This rat in the ass it hurting.
I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.
This rat in the ass it hurting.
I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018
by Cont78 December 18, 2010
by :P :P :P :P June 11, 2008
A russian mail order husband who uses a screen name holy gerbil who exchanges his aim programing skills for a green card and escape from an Israeli relocation camp.
Arkansas woman: Ooooo weeee I'd sho like to get me one of them ass rats since they is so grateful for saving them they give you sex and everything right up the ass.
by BigBrotherMick426 September 23, 2009
someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.
by Stacky August 27, 2003
A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.
Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
by Absconder February 10, 2011