Ranked

When something is so gnarly you ain’t got anything else to say

Jay: my bitch just keyed my car bro!
You: damn, that bitch is ranked.
Cece: Ay, check this pack out homie.
You: *sniff* Fuhh bro, that shit is ranked!
Cece: Damn straight lets moke up.

by Peaur October 10, 2020

Ranked

ranked1
raŋked/Submit
verb
1.
To perform the act of masturbation
"He said he was afk, but we all know he went to play ranked"
synonyms: Wank, Choke the chicken, flog the one eyed snake, toss, Stroke-and-go, Rubbing the rod.

"Brb guys, playing ranked"
"i need a new league account, mine got banned"

by ToyCat June 23, 2016

Ranked Non

Ranked Non (scientific name: Rankus Nonus) is a species of Nons that have a VIP rank. They normally annoy people and have a case of ADHD

MVP: Ah look. A non trying to pretend to be a non
MVP++: Definitely a Ranked Non

by TrisecTroop August 30, 2022