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rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.
Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.
rabid raccoon by Dan & Dave October 15, 2008

rabid raccoon

when doing a girl from behind you finger bang her butt. when she turns around rub your poop covered finger in her eyes and as you run out of her place, knock over the garbage cans and scurry away into the night.
my girl was getting lippy about making me a samich, so I decided to end it by giving her a rabid raccoon.
rabid raccoon by slepron March 29, 2019

Rabid Raccoon

A girl with two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth.
"Give a girl two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth. She will look like a raccoon with rabies(a.k.a. rabid raccoon)."
Rabid Raccoon by Danthebossman1 October 16, 2008

Rabid Raccoon

When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area
I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal
Rabid Raccoon by GSP_15 October 26, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026