This procedure starts by secereting a form of holy cleansant onto a womans face. This is skeet. You then procede to rip off the nearest available source of pubes and stick them to the cleansed area, aged semen is the prefered glue. After this you must shit on the top of their head to give them a yamaka and anally fist them to ensure they arent hiding any pennies from the rabbi.
That jew loves the rabbi. She must be that transvestite Eli Colman I keep hearing about.
by enormous penis December 8, 2007
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rabbies is a mean of funny monkey disease (AIDs) you can get rabbief from cats and niggerfaggots and squirels
Halosucks was walking down the street when a squiral came up to him and started humping him due to the fact he had horny colone on.s o he went to the doctor the next day and the doctor said get the eff away from me cause you got rabbies bitch. Halosucks was upset so he humped a cat so the cat would get rabbies and since then, he's the one who started the rabbies disease and from there it went worldwide
by fatcowwhocausedworldstarvation September 27, 2010
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Man 1: - oh my god mate I went down on a girl last night she was very hairy down their and she was a Jew!

Man 2: - sounds like she had a rabbi's cloth

Man 1: - oh she did I would have to ask her to shave next time.
by Mr Zebedeee May 11, 2010
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When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.
Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.
by Orgasmic Crouton September 22, 2017
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That dude might be one of the brightest minds in the world, but he has a rabbi tout
by Welchlin October 24, 2019
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A Jewish God who gives free circumcisions
I love papa rabbi he performed surgery on my son
by My dudessss December 11, 2016
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Synonym to "kosher" and "legimate."
I think my sack was shorted, man. That shit is not Rabbi approved.
by catpoop5 December 16, 2010
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