Guy 1: Dude, we came to the mall to pick up babes, but all I spot is an ass load of r.u.g.s.
Guy 2: IDK man, rugs are usually pretty easy.
Guy 1: Dude...you're right but I feel so disgusted with myself afterward.
Guy 2: Haha, same here, let's go get an Orange Julius!
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Guy 1: OUCH!!!
Guy 2: What WHAT!
Guy 1: Some horrible figure bumped into me...it had long hair, and reeked.
Guy 2: Oh yea, that r.u.g. came out of nowhere!
Guy 1: yea, ouchy. Orange Julius?
Guy 2: IDK man, rugs are usually pretty easy.
Guy 1: Dude...you're right but I feel so disgusted with myself afterward.
Guy 2: Haha, same here, let's go get an Orange Julius!
________________________
Guy 1: OUCH!!!
Guy 2: What WHAT!
Guy 1: Some horrible figure bumped into me...it had long hair, and reeked.
Guy 2: Oh yea, that r.u.g. came out of nowhere!
Guy 1: yea, ouchy. Orange Julius?
by JRichJRicha February 18, 2009