Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.
"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."
"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."
"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."
by FUNNYBUN February 25, 2016
Rod is that guy with the long, dark brown hair that no girl can resist. He's usually getting girls horny with his amazing singing skills. Tends to flex his beautifully shaped abs to impress the girls and make them automatically orgasm they pussies. Also, Has an extremely large penis.
jenny: Hey have you seen any Rods today?
Katy: OMG!! I just came from the hospital along with 7 other girls who got extreme horny-nietis
Jenny: Im horny now
Katy: Lets go find a rod
Jenny: Lets gooo! :Katy
Katy: OMG!! I just came from the hospital along with 7 other girls who got extreme horny-nietis
Jenny: Im horny now
Katy: Lets go find a rod
Jenny: Lets gooo! :Katy
by Jeeennyyyyyyy September 29, 2011
by nueve November 29, 2004
by Willow September 19, 2005
Man, I got totally Rod'd last night, my friend Bill said he was coming out but then totally ditched us!
by The Casual Male September 22, 2013
a big ass dick that can fuck girls just how they want there pussy to get fucked. hard and smooth. a penise bigger than size 6 for dicks.
by whyusoblack July 01, 2011
a person with a large cock and hates gays. usually is high and loves to snort large amount of cocaine. and really hates gays. but loves mrs. v's snowjacket
Jon: Rod are you high again!?
Rod: .... Yea...
Jon: Cool. So you want to go meet my gay friend Eric?
Rod: NO! I hate gays!
Jon: Oh right.. Well want to go look at Ms. V's snow jacket?
Rod: YES!!
Girl: DAMN ROD! You got a HUGE rod!!
Rod: Yep! *thumbs up*
Girl: Well what to do now?
Rod: COCAINE!!!
Rod: .... Yea...
Jon: Cool. So you want to go meet my gay friend Eric?
Rod: NO! I hate gays!
Jon: Oh right.. Well want to go look at Ms. V's snow jacket?
Rod: YES!!
Girl: DAMN ROD! You got a HUGE rod!!
Rod: Yep! *thumbs up*
Girl: Well what to do now?
Rod: COCAINE!!!
by Jonwillig March 15, 2008
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

