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qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm 

when u type on the key bored six keys at a time... and after you've tryed by 2,3,4,5 keys at a time.
figure 1: wow qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm there. lets check it by sevens now
when qwerty decided to leave uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and become a loner.
Poor qwerty is a loner.
qwerty by 🍔 Burger King November 2, 2018
when you are bored in science class and decide to make a word on the urban dictionary
qwerty
qwerty by _BlueDog November 15, 2018

qwertyitis 

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.
qwertyitis by jonathan May 13, 2005

qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?
Jack searched up qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb} and said to his [friend. Im going to become a philosopher and tell everyone about useless, time wasting qwertyuiop combinations.

Friend: Wow!

QWERTY Crust 

Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stopped working due to an overload of QWERTY crust! "overload"...no pun intended.
QWERTY Crust by Navin1 July 3, 2009